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Friday, September 4, 2015

1A, 1B: Sherman Alexie (b. Oct. 7, 1966)

Sherman Alexie.  Photograph by Mike Urban.

Who is Sherman Alexie? In addition to posing for photographers, he has written novels, essays, and short stories. Go here to read some of his poetry and watch a video (about 6 mins.) with him. Did I say he writes short stories, too. How short?  Six words short. Take a look.  If the link doesn't work, you might need to register at Narrative Magazine.  If you want to learn more about Alexie, go to The New York Times Sherman Alexie page. He did a  "By the Book" Q&A  with the New York Sunday Book Review, November, 7, 2013.  Check out some of these interviews with Alexie: Time, Iowa Review, and The Atlantic.

Did I mention that he has his own website? He does. What about a Twitter account? Yes, again.


Twitter makes you feel young.
 Here's Alexie as martial artist.

Go to this NPR site and see what Alexie has to say about some athletic events and pop cultural moments. Read this interview from The New Yorker with Alexie as he considers his Lone Ranger turning 20. Also, go to the PBS Newshour page on Alexie, where you'll find videos of him being interviewed and reading his poetry. A transcript of one of his PBS Newshour video interviews can be found here. You can also watch this video below; it is an interview (about 40 mins.) he did with Bill Moyers.



Click on this link to see the Closed Caption (CC) version of
Alexie's conversation, above, with Bill Moyers



Alexie's writing has been honored, but it has also stirred trouble. Check this out: "Frank Sex Talk Gets Sherman Alexie's Book Yanked From Reading List," a story that ran in August 2013. Here's the first paragraph: "It’s not the first time Sherman Alexie’s The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian has been scrutinized for its mature themes. This time it’s New York parents saying their sixth graders aren’t ready for the content in the book and have asked that it no longer be required summer reading." Read more at this page. Alexie also takes his sly humor right to Stephen Colbert, as you can see in the video below.



Alexie loves the game.  Find "Where's Sherman?"
 Your prize: "Defending Walt Whitman"


Defending Walt Whitman
by Sherman Alexie

Basketball is like this for young Indian boys, all arms and legs
and serious stomach muscles. Every body is brown!
These are the twentieth-century warriors who will never kill,
although a few sat quietly in the deserts of Kuwait,
waiting for orders to do something, to do something.

God, there is nothing as beautiful as a jumpshot
on a reservation summer basketball court
where the ball is moist with sweat,
and makes a sound when it swishes through the net
that causes Walt Whitman to weep because it is so perfect.

There are veterans of foreign wars here
although their bodies are still dominated
by collarbones and knees, although their bodies still respond
in the ways that bodies are supposed to respond when we are young.
Every body is brown! Look there, that boy can run
up and down this court forever. He can leap for a rebound
with his back arched like a salmon, all meat and bone
synchronized, magnetic, as if the court were a river,
as if the rim were a dam, as if the air were a ladder
leading the Indian boy toward home.

Some of the Indian boys still wear their military hair cuts
while a few have let their hair grow back.
It will never be the same as it was before!
One Indian boy has never cut his hair, not once, and he braids it
into wild patterns that do not measure anything.
He is just a boy with too much time on his hands.
Look at him. He wants to play this game in bare feet.
God, the sun is so bright! There is no place like this.
Walt Whitman stretches his calf muscles
on the sidelines. He has the next game.
His huge beard is ridiculous on the reservation.
Some body throws a crazy pass and Walt Whitman catches it
with quick hands. He brings the ball close to his nose
and breathes in all of its smells: leather, brown skin, sweat,
black hair, burning oil, twisted ankle, long drink of warm water,
gunpowder, pine tree. Walt Whitman squeezes the ball tightly.
He wants to run. He hardly has the patience to wait for his turn.
"What's the score?" he asks. He asks, "What's the score?"

Basketball is like this for Walt Whitman. He watches these Indian boys
as if they were the last bodies on earth. Every body is brown!
Walt Whitman shakes because he believes in God.
Walt Whitman dreams of the Indian boy who will defend him,
trapping him in the corner, all flailing arms and legs
and legendary stomach muscles. Walt Whitman shakes
because he believes in God. Walt Whitman dreams
of the first jumpshot he will take, the ball arcing clumsily
from his fingers, striking the rim so hard that it sparks.
Walt Whitman shakes because he believes in God.
Walt Whitman closes his eyes. He is a small man and his beard
is ludicrous on the reservation, absolutely insane.
His beard makes the Indian boys righteously laugh. His beard
frightens the smallest Indian boys. His beard tickles the skin
of the Indian boys who dribble past him. His beard, his beard!

God, there is beauty in every body. Walt Whitman stands
at center court while the Indian boys run from basket to basket.
Walt Whitman cannot tell the difference between
offense and defense. He does not care if he touches the ball.
Half of the Indian boys wear t-shirts damp with sweat
and the other half are bareback, skin slick and shiny.
There is no place like this. Walt Whitman smiles.
Walt Whitman shakes. This game belongs to him.


Alexie talks about basketball in these two great videos, below. Watch whether you are a fan of the game or not. 


Click on this link for Closed Caption (CC) for video, above.

Click on this link for Closed Caption (CC) for video, above.

Let's say you're not a basketball fan, if that's possible.  And you're trying to figure out what's this thing called the "pick and roll" that Alexie mentions. You can't do much better than to get your lesson from the great Larry Bird (with Closed Caption) and his fellow Celtics. Or if you have a problem with the Celtics (if that's possible) and the old school shorts, watch this video about "the best play in basketball," says Coach P.J. Carlesimo.

What else has Alexie been up to? He gave an interview to The Atlantic, that ran Oct. 16, 2013. It appears under the inviting title, "The Poem That Made Sherman Alexie Want to 'Drop Everything and Be a Poet.'"  You might wish to do the same. Read the poem, that is. The poem by Adrian C. Louis has a line, "reservation of his mind," that gave Alexie the confidence to embark on a life far from where he grew up, geographically and artistically. So, read the interview, too. And the poem by Louis, below. I insist.

Elegy for the Forgotten Oldsmobile


July 4th and all is Hell.
Outside my shuttered breath the streets bubble
with flame-loined kids in designer jeans
looking for people to rape or razor.
A madman covered with running sores
is on the street corner singing:
O beautiful for spacious skies…
This landscape is far too convenient
to be either real or metaphor.
In an alley behind a 7-11
a Black pimp dressed in Harris tweed
preaches fidelity to two pimply whores
whose skin is white though they aren’t quite.
And crosstown in the sane precincts
of Brown University where I added rage
to Cliff Notes and got two degrees
bearded scientists are stringing words
outside the language inside the guts of atoms
and I don’t know why I’ve come back to visit.

O Uncle Adrian! I’m in the reservation of my mind.
Chicken bones in a cardboard casket
meditate upon the linoleum floor.
Outside my flophouse door stewed
and sinister winos snore in a tragic chorus.

The snowstorm t.v. in the lobby’s their mother.
Outside my window on the jumper’s ledge
ice wraiths shiver and coat my last cans of Bud
though this is summer I don’t know why or where
the souls of Indian sinners fly.
Uncle Adrian, you died last week—cirrhosis.
I still have the photo of you in your Lovelock
letterman’s jacket—two white girls on your arms—
first team All-State halfback in ’45, ’46.

But nothing is static. I am in the reservation of
my mind. Embarrassed moths unravel my shorts
thread by thread asserting insectival lust.
I’m a naked locoweed in a city scene.
What are my options? Why am I back in this city?
When I sing of the American night my lungs billow
Camels astride hacking appeals for cessation.
My mother’s zippo inscribed: “Stewart Indian School—1941”
explodes in my hand in elegy to Dresden Antietam
and Wounded Knee and finally I have come to see
this mad fag nation is dying.
Our ancestors’ murderer is finally dying and I guess
I should be happy and dance with the spirit or project
my regret to my long-lost high school honey
but history has carried me to a place
where she has a daughter older than we were
when we first shared flesh.

She is the one who could not marry me
because of the dark-skin ways in my blood.
Love like that needs no elegy but because
of the baked-prick possibility of the flame lakes of Hell
I will give one last supper and sacrament
to the dying beast of need disguised as love
on deathrow inside my ribcage.
I have not forgotten the years of midnight hunger
when I could see how the past had guided me
and I cried and held the pillow, muddled
in the melodrama of the quite immature
but anyway, Uncle Adrian…
Here I am in the reservation of my mind
and silence settles forever
the vacancy of this cheap city room.
In the wine darkness my cigarette coal
tints my face with Geronimo’s rage
and I’m in the dry hills with a Winchester
waiting to shoot the lean, learned fools
who taught me to live-think in English.

Uncle Adrian…
to make a long night story short,
you promised to give me your Oldsmobile in 1962.
How come you didn’t?
I could have had some really good times in high school.



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